King of Kebabs (Kofta Kounts)

Kebabs: once you master this, you will truly be the Monarch of junk food that’s also kinda healthy so you don’t get scurvy. Not a particularly good monarch, mind you, but like not awful either. An alright one. Not really Louis XVI (The only French monarch to be executed) but you’re no Trajan either (the…

Cosgrave Kitchen – Salad

Salads, the last great hill to conquer on being able to eat like an actual person, and not someone who gets their carbs in the form of fermented barley. I haven’t done this before, because mostly everything was out of season and would actually be a bit ‘eh’ but now that we’re hitting spring, and…

We Sent Xander to See ‘Little Mix’

I am going to be absolutely clear before I begin here. If you are the sort of person that just doesn’t like pop music, this review isn’t for you; I don’t write for Noisey, and as such I’m not going to rip into Little Mix for some arbitrary reason to seem #Edgy. I would also like to…