Horoscopes with Mystic Greg – Issue 7

Aries (Mar 21st – Apr 19th) – I’m really sorry, I know this is tough, but it’s time to give up on [MALE CELEBRITY]. It’s getting awkward how much you stan [MALE CELEBRITY], you know what they did. Lucky gender of the week: Not men anyway, the rest have done less shitty things. Taurus (Apr…