Horoscopes with Mystic Greg – Issue 8

Aries (Mar 21st – Apr 19th) – The stars’ misty glare reveals a bright future for you…wait, no, it turns out that the o-zone gets so weak that the future is bright for everyone. Bummer. Lucky cream of the week: sunscreen, and a lot of it. Taurus (Apr 20th – May 20th) – Frankly I’m…