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Tag: astrology

Horoscopes With Mystic Greg – Issue Nine

By Mystic Greg   Posted in Horoscopes
Posted on February 18, 2018February 11, 2018

Aries (Mar 21st – Apr 19th) – Your RAG Week will take a turn when you try one of those keg stands you see in all those American frat movies. You do not have enough upper-body strength to manage it. Happy concussion! Lucky charity of the week: Headway Ireland. Taurus (Apr 20th – May 20th)…

Horoscopes With Mystic Greg – Issue Six

By Mystic Greg   Posted in Horoscopes Humour
Posted on November 26, 2017November 19, 2017

Aries (Mar 21st – Apr 19th) – Despite setting a hard-and-fast limit of €10 on the Secret Santa, your person is going to spend waaaaaay more money on your gift than you did theirs. Lucky emotion combo of the week: Remorse and incredible anger. Taurus (Apr 20th – May 20th) – Look, no matter how…

Horoscopes With Mystic Greg – Issue Five

By Mystic Greg   Posted in Horoscopes
Posted on November 12, 2017November 7, 2017

Aries (Mar 21st – Apr 19th) – You will try to teach yourself the words to a Hanson song ‘As Gaeilge’ but there being no translation for ‘Mmmbop’ will be your downfall. Lucky band of the week: Nirvana. Taurus (Apr 20th – May 20th) – No matter how good the deals are, no matter how…

Horoscopes with Medium Phil

By Mystic Greg   Posted in Byline Horoscopes
Posted on January 26, 2017January 14, 2017

Aries (Mar. 21st – Apr. 19th) – As Mercury is in retrograde, some bad shit is about to go down. Your sports team will lose, the sky will turn a nuclear shade of green and you’ll stub your pinky. Bummer. Lucky item of the week: Don’t bother mate, you’re already fucked, just try survive the…

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