Aries (Mar 21st – Apr 19th) – Your RAG Week will take a turn when you try one of those keg stands you see in all those American frat movies. You do not have enough upper-body strength to manage it. Happy concussion! Lucky charity of the week: Headway Ireland. Taurus (Apr 20th – May 20th)…
Aries (Mar 21st – Apr 19th) – Despite setting a hard-and-fast limit of €10 on the Secret Santa, your person is going to spend waaaaaay more money on your gift than you did theirs. Lucky emotion combo of the week: Remorse and incredible anger. Taurus (Apr 20th – May 20th) – Look, no matter how…
Aries (Mar 21st – Apr 19th) – You will try to teach yourself the words to a Hanson song ‘As Gaeilge’ but there being no translation for ‘Mmmbop’ will be your downfall. Lucky band of the week: Nirvana. Taurus (Apr 20th – May 20th) – No matter how good the deals are, no matter how…
Aries (Mar. 21st – Apr. 19th) – As Mercury is in retrograde, some bad shit is about to go down. Your sports team will lose, the sky will turn a nuclear shade of green and you’ll stub your pinky. Bummer. Lucky item of the week: Don’t bother mate, you’re already fucked, just try survive the…