ENTERTAINMENT– ‘Black’ American History X favourite for best picture winner.
BREAKING– 21 Savage O.B.E, held ransom by Theresa May until Brexit deal reached.
CRIME– Garda too drunk to use breathalyser.
TECHNOLOGY– Even Mark Zuckerberg is sick of your cringy couples’ posts.
ENTERTAINMENT– Every man in Ireland with a beard cast as an extra in Vikings.