CRIME – Brett Kavanaugh appointed to tackle sexual assault in UCC under new ‘Takes one to know one’ initiative.
CULTURE – UCC student ends racism by watching Get Out with Black Roommate.
OPINION – How do I tell someone their new baby is fuck ugly?
BUSINESS – Tesla stocks jump 40% as Elon Musk shoots Heroin on live T.V
BREAKING – 1st Year Physiotherapy Student elected as LGBTQ Society Chairperson, after bravely revealing he only watches Lesbian porn.