What’s your fate this week? Aries: You’ll accidentally tell a little white lie about yourself which will rapidly spiral out of control. As a result, you’ll become famous but for reasons of which you’re not entirely sure. Taurus: That one person you shifted in Havana’s because you felt bad for them way back when is…
First Year Arts student and all-round gas cunt Sorcha McNally is set to become this year’s winner for Biggest Legend due to her astounding commitment to wearing her festival wristband past the point of being socially acceptable. In an exclusive interview with the UCC Express, McNally revealed that she plans to keep her now mildly…
After breaking up with your bea, there is a lot of temptation to cry, eat yourself into a coma and go to Havana’s with no underpants on, but there is a better way. Following many of her celebrity Idols, Marie Keene, currently in the third year of her Politics degree has gotten a ‘Revenge Body’…
They’ve tried Tinder, Grindr, Plenty of Fish, Elite singles and Christian Mingle, but all they’re left with is a lot of nudes and that deep, aching hole inside them that can only ever be filled with the unconditional love of another human being. They fill this emptiness with the hope that, one day, they too…
“She was giving him the ‘fuck me eyes’, we all saw it!” Brenda Cronin, a Cavan native, still reeling from the saucy performance that has become the talk of the Oscars, told the Express today, “There was a reason Bradley’s girlfriend sat between them! Shocking stuff. I’m scandalised if I’m being honest.” Since watching Bradley…
Just a week after its formation, The UCC Esports team was met with some disappointing news. Due to issues with other colleges, the inter collegiate Overwatch Tournament was cancelled. The team were obviously disappointed, but will be given another opportunity to represent UCC during the summer Overwatch tournament. This left the Rebels’ League of Legends…
Violent video games are nothing new. Wolfenstein (1992), Doom (1993) and Mortal Kombat (1992) are all household names in the video game communities. As technological advances lead to more and more realistic video games, the violence that games portrays becomes much more real also. This article is not here to debate whether or not this…
New Films: Marvel’s first female Avenger hits our screens on March 8th. Brie Larson is Carol Danvers, or Captain Marvel in the next instalment of the franchise, apparently of immense importance to the plot of Endgame. Also out that week is Serenity, starring Matthew McConoughey and Anne Hathaway, which is supposed to be absolutely awful…
My Oscars experience was somewhat spoiled by the fact that I was forced to watch the majority of the show on Twitch and Periscope streams of questionable quality that featured people speaking loudly in Spanish, a very annoying woman insisting aggressively that I like her rapper boyfriend’s Instagram account while waving it theatrically in front…
Is it possible to be completely and honestly unbiased when it comes to the portrayal of politics in the media? This is a question that has preoccupied me for some time and, ultimately, it is one that can be answered in a single word. No. Most western states have watchdogs and committees that keep, or…