Jonathan Walters Declared Greatest Footballer of All Time

CORK, IRELAND If you find it cold today, there is one man responsible for it: Jonathan Walters, as his stellar performance against Bosnia-Herzegovina in Dublin last night made Roy Keane smile which itself caused hell to freeze over. Today Stoke forward Jonathan Walters was declared the greatest footballer ever to grace the pitch by a…

Bizarre Allegations Against David Cameron Cause Political Arms Race Worldwide

In the days following the public airing of a number of allegations against British Prime Minister David Cameron a storm has quietly been brewing among the global political elite. While for years rumours of the drug fuelled sexual depravity PM Cameron had apparently taken part in was whispered about at formal events such as UN…

UCC Immigration Crisis

A huge influx of migrants within University College Cork has caused tensions to run high on campus in recent days. Many members of what is arguably the university’s most vulnerable subgroup, Arts students, have been attempting to migrate en masse to science courses, putting intense pressure on the Department of Physics and the Department of…