(Bath) Bomb scare in Lush

Authorities have recently re-opened Oliver Plunkett Street to the public after a bomb scare in popular cosmetics shop, Lush, caused chaos early this week. The bombs, believed to be of the bath variety, were described by customers as “suspicious-looking”, “round”, and having a “pleasant smell that [they] just didn’t trust”. Reports have claimed that the…

Tough Luck

It began during the second year of college, a year of great social activity, nights out, and excitement. In the midst of this, I began texting a male friend who I had known for a while. The relationship blossomed; we got on like a house on fire! Soon enough, I found myself tearing through my…

Jonathan Walters Declared Greatest Footballer of All Time

CORK, IRELAND If you find it cold today, there is one man responsible for it: Jonathan Walters, as his stellar performance against Bosnia-Herzegovina in Dublin last night made Roy Keane smile which itself caused hell to freeze over. Today Stoke forward Jonathan Walters was declared the greatest footballer ever to grace the pitch by a…