UCC Student Wins Nobel Peace Prize

Aine Barry, a UCC arts student and Strongbow Dark Fruits connoisseur, was in Oslo yesterday to collect her Nobel Peace Prize for swiping right on a 5’8 man on tinder. She was presented the prize by Alexander Magnus, chairman of the Nobel Prize Committee and writer of the book, ‘Appreciate the Little Things’. Despite being…

UCC Clubs & Socs

As the year begins it can be daunting to decide which Club or Society is for you. University Express is here to guide you through Clubs & Socs new and old, to help you decide which one to sacrifice your free time to. UCC LEFT SOCIETY- Are you a special snowflake who needs a safe…

Seven Success Secrets of Long Distance

Have you been forcefully prised away from your significant other? Do you miss arguing over who snores the loudest? Would you often find yourself lamenting the times you didn’t appreciate all the times they wouldn’t shut up talking when you were dying from a hangover? Do you hate seeing everyone else tweeting ‘#longdistancesucks’ because their…

Best funeral ever

My Grandmother lived in a village on the most western tip of Donegal. She died there too. This village is in the back-arse of the back-arse of nowhere. The sheep outnumber the people and are ready to launch a coup at any minute. It took my family seven hours to reach Donegal, and another two…