Horoscopes with Sandwich the Cat

Mystic Greg is ill today, so we’ve gotten a random intern of the cosmos to fill in. Yes, she is a cat.   Aries (Mar 21st – Apr 19th) – O(+iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii            +++++++++++++++============================ [Translation: I know I just ate, but milk is delicious, I demand more milk]   Taurus (Apr 20th – May 20th) – ========================…