Fiction: Rhapsody in Boole

Crushed brown beans and whistling hot steam, squashed mango pierced with a straw. The saccharine paste, dripping, at the back of my mouth. The solitary, synthetic caffeine surge. That shivering warmth inside of me. The September breeze. Shop windows and heavy eyes. The cries of the Examiner Startling the models, dummy struck, inside of their…

House of Cards Cancelled: Should it be?

Last month Rent & Star Trek Discovery actor Anthony Rapp revealed allegations that Academy Award winning actor Kevin Spacey had sexually assaulted Rapp when the latter was 14 years old. The days following, other actors came out with stories about Spacey’s history with younger actors, including during his eleven-year stint as creative director of the Old…

Local Woman Wages War on Germs

A local woman has recently declared war on the vicious cold germs infecting her body. Theresa Sheehan, 29, from Shamrock Lawn, says she is prepared to take her cold-fighting strategies to the extreme if necessary. Sheehan noticed the warning signs of a cold beginning late last week, when she began to sneeze and cough at…

Style Evolution of Zayn

Zayn Malik has experimented with various styles throughout the years. Not only with his choice of clothing but also his hair, which has undergone countless changes. We first met Zayn, or Zain as it was spelled then, in series seven of The X Factor in 2010. He was far from the fashion icon we see…

The Shite Vegetarian’s Guide

I’m a shite vegetarian. I’m actually not even sure if I can call myself a vegetarian – ‘tarian might be more appropriate, considering the vast majority of what I eat is frozen meat substitutes anyway (Rest in Power, Linda McCartney, you’re the only reason I’m not clinically malnourished). Basically, I am, in terms of vegetarianism,…

Christopher Bailey is Leaving Burberry – What Did He Bring to the Brand?

Burberry has announced that Christopher Bailey, president and chief creative director of the company, will leave in March 2018. Previously holding the dual position of CEO and creative director, it’s predicted that the company will have a seamless transition, as Bailey will continue to aid chief executive officer, Marco Gobbetti, until the end of the…