Poetry – Breakfast.

They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day. For a time, it was my only meal of the day. For a time, it was the only thing keeping me alive. But eventually, of even that I deprived myself. I craved the feeling of ice cold water trickling down to fill an empty…

Tackling the Touts

At every gig I’ve attended, there’s been that one infuriating social media enthusiast determined to record the entire show regardless of how it affected everyone else. Much like these heinous individuals (‘come on Barbara, are you ever going to watch that video again?’) ticket touting in the music industry seems to be an inescapable problem….

Fresher Apathetic About The Fifteen

A first year student has confirmed that they absolutely do not care about the ‘Fresher’s Fifteen’. In an exclusive interview with The Express, Sam Twomey, first year Arts, revealed that they truly do not give toss about the traditional college weight gain, and reportedly has no plans to start eating healthily or working out. “A…

Nintendo – what comes next?

To say Nintendo have had a stellar year is likely an understatement. Coming back from the disaster that was the Wii U, the Switch has catapulted Nintendo back into the limelight. Bolstered by strong sales and critical reception by their first party games, particularly Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and Super Mario Odyssey,…

Rare Female Enjoys Music

Hundreds of males were astonished today by a “rare sighting” of a female who actually listened to the band whose t-shirt she wore. The female, reported by enthusiasts and your mcm alike to be “extremely endangered”, was spotted this morning outside Boole 4 wearing a t-shirt for band ‘The Strokes’. She was immediately sprang upon…