We’ve long known Enda Kenny is a snake, but recently experts have claimed that there is newfound evidence suggesting that An Taoiseach may, in fact, be part of the alien super-race: the Reptilians. This evidence comes in light of the Taoiseach congratulating Donald J. Trump on his winning of the U.S Presidential Election last Wednesday….
Recently, I was having a chat with one of my younger cousins about the depressing slog that is now her life. She’s in sixth year, and the conversation centred on the usual woes – higher level maths, Sylvia Plath, and how shite the ‘sraith pictiúrs’ are. Eventually, we got on to the good stuff like…
Is your soul feeling depleted after too many nights in Holy Cow? Extensive knowledge of Keeping Up with The Kardashians no longer useful when all your friends are discussing shit, low-budget indie films? Need a jazzy new corduroy jacket that smells like your grandad? Say no more, say no more: here are five very Corkonian,…
Life is hard for Katurian K. Katurian: he’s an unsuccessful writer living in a totalitarian dictatorship, he’s a murder suspect, and he just so happens to be the central character in Martin McDonagh’s latest twisted masterpiece, which doesn’t really bode well for him. At first glance, The Pillowman is another McDonagh classic; the play is…
Hundreds of young club-goers were horrified last Thursday night by the arrival of a gang of lads wearing GAA jerseys. The incident occurred at the popular Hanover Street nightclub Havana Brown’s, where the Kerry minors team made an appearance sporting their green and gold county kit. Many club-goers were left confused as the team arrived…
Taking the time to visit an art gallery is something most of us would often like to do, but rarely get around to doing. Strolling about, staring really hard at an abstract and pretending you ‘kind of get it’; looking at pictures of men in frilly collars; and racking your brain for some Leaving Cert…