A comprehensive list of this years scariest, and sexiest costumes.
Sexy Michael D → This one is self-explanatory. What a beast.
A Brexit → A white vest, bald cap and a union jack. Finish of with a warm can of Stella for authenticity.
Rejected Susi Letter → The scariest thing any student can think of.
Global warming → A dead polar bear
Sexy Global warming → See above but add some fishnets.
Porn hub pop-up ad→ Scare all your friends with thought of computer viruses or exposing them as the depraved perverts they really are!
The abstract concept of death → A Dealz skull mask and your mums’ black shawl.
The Lad → Muscle fit half zip, Muscle fit Tracksuit, Fake muscles. Dry Super Noodles for the hair.
The creepy older guy in the club who won’t leave you alone → Heavily sweat stained Ed Hardy shirt, bootcut jeans and a smile that says “My wife left me, and my kids think I’m a failure. Wanna do shots?”
A Witch (2018) → Repeal Jumper, Black Fringe and a nose piercing. Don’t let your daughters wear this costume though as they may get notions about rights and feminism and all that shit.